Saturday, May 02, 2009

Brain don't work...

I logged into Face book after making the fanfic post and noticed something.

The last time, I noticed a "Hot Christian girl" ad on the side of the page.

Now, at the time, I thought it was kinda funny, the image was of some portrait of an attractive girl, and it nothing but her face. I noted it on face book, and didn't think about it again....

But now, there is some girl, in an black string tank top, underwear, with

"Meet local Christian girls easily on Christian Mingle. Click here."

under it...

Now... even not counting on various religious beliefs, the one word that actualy stood out was "Mingle".

This is the image:

Now, I'm going to ask a question to all the other guys:

Does this image make you want to "mingle"?

Even with the most liberal use of the word, I'm sure that image would have guys wanting a little more than "mingle".

I know most of these sites use stock pictures, but you'd think they would at screen these for their target audience.

Also, why do they think I want to meet Christian girls? Most any girl would be fine, but what on my face book page is making them send these ads?

Ah well, ads like these is what ad block is for.

Bored bored bored bored...

so, I was cleaning out my HD yesterday and I came across something I had wrote a while back.


It was back when I was big into Role play forums and fanfics. I had played around with writing my own. I still want to do this one, but between my lack of drive and attention deficit I really need to get my beastmater to 75...

What was I talking about?

Fanfic, right...

Anyway, this started as a RP, it was the second one I started. It's based on the summons/avatars from the final fantasy series

Anyway, even though no one is reading this since I don't update... But hey, might as well keep a record of it somewhere...

Think of this as a pilot

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Myrddraal sped forth, silently following Dyamalos though the halls. On his side he carried a wooden katana, specifically designed to knockout and over all incapacitate the victim without killing. Myrddraal could kill with it, but he wouldn't have to hold back as much if I had to step in and take Dyamalos out.

Once inside the History Wing, Myrddraal casted a spell he stumbled upon when he was looking for red mage skill masteries in the library. A simple invisibility spell used for sneaking, he could get closer to Dyamalos now. Dyamalos had a way of senceing others, but in his current state would not be able to .

Dyamalos walked inside Rothoford's room, Myrddraal could hear voices immediately

Rot: "Oh, yes, have a seat, I'll just be a moment."

Dyamalos would most likely stand next to the door, he hated waiting for punishment.

Myrddraal used a short range teleport to gain acsess into the room and stood in the corner, still invisible and waited.

rot: "What where you doing outside your dorm at 1 in the morning?"
Dya: "I was out for a little walk, finals were making me jumpy and I couldn't sleep... I thought some air would help me clear my head..."

That's good, Dya's voice was a bit better, not as rough anyway. There was still allot of tiredness on it though.

Rot: "Still, we will have to do something about it... You must realize that even the teachers are pressured during finals. -sigh- Alright, how about we postpone your punishment until after finals, you can help me organize or clean around here."

A moot point, Rot's class was always in order, known as the neat-freak teacher.

Dya showed his thanks, and everything was calm... Then out of nowhere, Myrddraal felt the strongest sensation, twice as strong as what he felt in Rothoford's class the day before. The shock was so much, he almost lost his concentration on invisibility.

Then the feeling was gone, but Rot had seemed to have knocked over his globe.

Rot: "uhh... I guess.. -gulp- ahh... I'll get it fixed later..."

Did Rot also have the feeling? Dya looked a little shaken, more so than before.


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Walking back to the dorms, Dyamalos constantly focused on the egg. He realized now that he should have waited, but he couldn't stop now that he was so close. When he got out of earshot of the classroom, Myrddraal appeared beside him.

Dya "How long were you there?"
Myr "I had to make sure you didn't kill anyone... I'm still not sure that you woulden't if we ran into some students..."
Dya "Really? -sigh- I guess I'm a little off.. I could have sworn I felt Rot about to cast a spell on me or something as I was walking out the door-"
Myr "You felt that too?"
Dya "Wait did he really try to-?"
Myr "Listen, You know how I think of most of the fortune telling is crap, but that are a few that can get feelings, not right out answers?"
Dya "Yeah.."
Myr "Well, I'm one that has these feelings. I just never liked the rap those people get, so I don't train it. However, I do get them, and I also know that sometimes, people who are insensitive to the pattern-yada yada can also get the feeling filtered though others that are sensitive. And it is more effective the more who can feel on their own are present. I think Rot can feel as well as me."
Dya "...Ok, I have a headache, can you repeat that in English?"
Myr "Some kind of shit is going to go down. Soon. I'd hurry up and hatch that wyrvn if I were you, we're going to need him.

And with that, Myrddraal ran off to the library, leaving Dyamalos partially dazed.