I work for monkeys.

I'm going to tell you a bit about my job.

I work stock at a local grocery chain. Most of the people there are OK. some better than others... but it was an OK place... then the only manager people liked left...

See, originally we only had to deal with one incompetent manager, but the replacement is a dumbass.

Picture this: We need to get something off a high shelf in the stock room but there is a pallet with stuff on it in the way (koolaid bottles, you know, the thin, small plastic bottles?) The smart thing to do would be to move the pallet and climb the ladder and get the stuff down right? right?

No...

He climbs the ladder, then puts one foot on an unstable stack of Purex, and the other food on the koolaid.

I was waiting for him to fall.

The guy is a genius.

This guy's name is Eddy.

The manager, Freddy, wanted us to "Wrap holes in shelves"... Apparently he can't spell "wipe"